Norman

Norman drove my bus this morning. Norman is a super nice guy. I can read a book when he drives without getting sick. The bus is always on time.

It's just that, well, Norman looks like he could be the love child of Ice-T and Rick James. Seriously. You know how with some kids you can see a resemblance to both parents? Yeah. He wears a fake Kangol hat. Always. And driving gloves. Always. He also wears hiking shoes with his TTA uniform. During the day he wears these mirrored pimpy sunglasses. Norman's probably pushing 60, which makes it slightly more amusing.

Norman's cool.