An open letter to Cross Eyed Mary

Dear Mary,

I just wanted to let you know that your lotion smells wretched. Just because Bath and Body Works makes it doesn't mean it smells good. The fact that you needed to use so much of it at once makes me concerned about your personal hydration needs. I'd suggest drinking more water rather than using a half of a bottle of lotion that will give some one a migraine headache in such a small, confined space.

Yours truly,

Meg

Ps. The little black, quilted jacket you had on today was cute. I think there might be hope for you yet. Unless of course, it was a gift. In which case, there's no hope for you.